Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
Very Tiny Songs
Description:
The final work from Logan Whitehurst is, and I
mean this with all my heart, EXACTLY
what he imagined it would be. Grand in all aspects
(after all, it does have 81 songs on it), Very
Tiny Songs is a musical peak into Logan's
mind, one that caputures a glimpse into his quirky
and hilarious world of mini-songs. If you likes
the witty humor of his Goodbye My 4-Track
CD, then this will make your year.
Here is the official explanation from Logan himself:
Q: What is the Very Tiny Songs Project?
A: The Very Tiny Songs Project is just what it
seems. During this project, I produced very tiny
songs based on suggestions to me that I received
via enail, telephony, private conversation, telegraphy,
or other communication over the week from May
28th to June 06th, 2006.
TRACK
LISTING:
1. Very Tiny Sons (A Very Tiny Song)
2. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
3. Peasprout and the Little Baby Chick
4. The Salad Days of the Vegetables
5. Bonebeard, the Dinosaur Pirate From Space
6. Kick It Into High Gear
7. Infinite Tube OF Toothpase
8. Damn The Cancer
9. Global Warming (Is A Lie)
10. If I were a Pangolin
11. The Ant and the Block of Cheese
12. Susan
13. Ambassador Robert Robert W. Fitts
14. Underwater Basket Weaving
15. Michael Is The President of the English Club
16. Trapped In the Stomach of a Giant
17. What Will Laura Be When She Grows Up?
18. Invisible Shadows
19. Jen and Her Dog, Elvis
20. Snake Babies
21. Dr. Jekyll’s Toothbrush
22. Riley Raccoon. Defender of Critter Village
23. Unicorns
24. Noelle Loves Shakesspeare
25. Glass Pop Bottles
26.
The
Periodic Table of the Elements [mp3]
27. We Are Fire Ants
28. The Mischievous Elves of Iceland
29. What
It’s Like In Japan [mp3]
30. The Nature Kittle Nature Show Theme
31. Spherical Dice
32. Contents Unknown
33. Lamentation on a Theme of Bubba’s Secret
34. I Have An Extra Head
35. Osmosis
36. Gentoo Penguins
37. Schweepies
38. Ultimate Frisbee
39. Gelatin
40. Cecil, The Cantankerous Turtle
41. Demonic Lizards
42. My Name Is Matlock
43. He Didn’t Like Caddyshack
44. Pink Lemons
45. Mr. T
46. The Girl Who Liked Baseball
47. Bryan Fernando Is Awesome
48. Lemmings will Do Whatever
49. The Amazing Journeys of Twelve Kittens Through
Match And Science
50. Serving Size
51. The Tale of Raskolnikov and Marty McFly
52. Love Is a Cyborg Playing the Harpsichord
53. Daisy Is Dead
54. TAB Cola
55. Substrates Plus Enzymes Equals Love
56. The Golden Goldfish
57. The No-Name Man (With No Name)
58. When Good Kiwis Go Bad
59. VCR Repairman
60. The Forests Are Plotting Their Revenge
61. Dr. Awkward
62. Villalpando
63. Igor Sikorski And The Helicopter
64. Monty The Tree
65. Wimps Vs. Machos
66. A
Syrup Bottle Shaped Like Me [mp3]
67. Frogmasterman
68. A Bad Day At The Gangster-Operated Mom-and-Pop
Shop
69. Gum
70. The Tiniest Dog In The World
71. Internal Banana Farm
72. Lost In LOST
73. The Ice Cream Man With The Bulgy Eye
74. Vanilla’s Sexy Love Life
75. Super-Duper Smile Salesman
76. The Villain Who Wears No Pants
77. The Toaster Who Struggled Up A Hill Only To
Find He Was Already On The Other Side
78. Asian Afro
79. James Wrote A Song About Me
80. Melissa June, The Beautiful Deer
81. The Ballad Of William Archibald Spooner